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We finished our first sensor sweep of the neutral zone. Yesterday I did not know how to eat gagh. And blowing into maximum warp speed, you appeared for an instant to be in two places at once. Congratulations - you just destroyed the Enterprise. They were just sucked into space. Did you come here for something in particular or just general Riker-bashing? Mr. Worf, you do remember how to fire phasers? Sure. You’d be surprised how far a hug goes with Geordi, or Worf. My oath is between Captain Kargan and myself. Your only concern is with how you obey my orders. Or do you prefer the rank of prisoner to that of lieutenant? In all trust, there is the possibility for betrayal.

We finished our first sensor sweep of the neutral zone. Yesterday I did not know how to eat gagh. And blowing into maximum warp speed, you appeared for an instant to be in two places at once. Congratulations - you just destroyed the Enterprise. They were just sucked into space. Did you come here for something in particular or just general Riker-bashing? Mr. Worf, you do remember how to fire phasers? Sure. You’d be surprised how far a hug goes with Geordi, or Worf. My oath is between Captain Kargan and myself. Your only concern is with how you obey my orders. Or do you prefer the rank of prisoner to that of lieutenant? In all trust, there is the possibility for betrayal.

We finished our first sensor sweep of the neutral zone. Yesterday I did not know how to eat gagh. And blowing into maximum warp speed, you appeared for an instant to be in two places at once. Congratulations - you just destroyed the Enterprise. They were just sucked into space. Did you come here for something in particular or just general Riker-bashing? Mr. Worf, you do remember how to fire phasers? Sure. You’d be surprised how far a hug goes with Geordi, or Worf. My oath is between Captain Kargan and myself. Your only concern is with how you obey my orders. Or do you prefer the rank of prisoner to that of lieutenant? In all trust, there is the possibility for betrayal.

We finished our first sensor sweep of the neutral zone. Yesterday I did not know how to eat gagh. And blowing into maximum warp speed, you appeared for an instant to be in two places at once. Congratulations - you just destroyed the Enterprise. They were just sucked into space. Did you come here for something in particular or just general Riker-bashing? Mr. Worf, you do remember how to fire phasers? Sure. You’d be surprised how far a hug goes with Geordi, or Worf. My oath is between Captain Kargan and myself. Your only concern is with how you obey my orders. Or do you prefer the rank of prisoner to that of lieutenant? In all trust, there is the possibility for betrayal.

We finished our first sensor sweep of the neutral zone. Yesterday I did not know how to eat gagh. And blowing into maximum warp speed, you appeared for an instant to be in two places at once. Congratulations - you just destroyed the Enterprise. They were just sucked into space. Did you come here for something in particular or just general Riker-bashing? Mr. Worf, you do remember how to fire phasers? Sure. You’d be surprised how far a hug goes with Geordi, or Worf. My oath is between Captain Kargan and myself. Your only concern is with how you obey my orders. Or do you prefer the rank of prisoner to that of lieutenant? In all trust, there is the possibility for betrayal.

We finished our first sensor sweep of the neutral zone. Yesterday I did not know how to eat gagh. And blowing into maximum warp speed, you appeared for an instant to be in two places at once. Congratulations - you just destroyed the Enterprise. They were just sucked into space. Did you come here for something in particular or just general Riker-bashing? Mr. Worf, you do remember how to fire phasers? Sure. You’d be surprised how far a hug goes with Geordi, or Worf. My oath is between Captain Kargan and myself. Your only concern is with how you obey my orders. Or do you prefer the rank of prisoner to that of lieutenant? In all trust, there is the possibility for betrayal.

We finished our first sensor sweep of the neutral zone. Yesterday I did not know how to eat gagh. And blowing into maximum warp speed, you appeared for an instant to be in two places at once. Congratulations - you just destroyed the Enterprise. They were just sucked into space. Did you come here for something in particular or just general Riker-bashing? Mr. Worf, you do remember how to fire phasers? Sure. You’d be surprised how far a hug goes with Geordi, or Worf. My oath is between Captain Kargan and myself. Your only concern is with how you obey my orders. Or do you prefer the rank of prisoner to that of lieutenant? In all trust, there is the possibility for betrayal.

Originally published on by Niels Bom